» GET OUT THE VOTE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!
Sparky’s only gotten two votes and this mutt really really needs a makeover.
His owner sez:
“Like any other hipster dog he enjoys striped sweaters, tofu and Rufus Wainwright. Sparky is continually ridiculed by his owner’s friends because of his funky crooked tail (which may have been broken pre-adoption and sticks out at a weird angle resembling a man’s genitalia), freakishly long torso and heinous bad breath.”
Any dog that has a tail resembling a malformed peen has my vote.
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