Why am I just learning about this now?
I’ve lived in NYC for 8 years but somehow I overlooked the very existence of THE EASTER BONNET PARADE! Hot pink hats ‘n hysteria OMG I’m so in!
Good thing Penelope is suffering from a serious case of the Hershey squirts: I can’t go to CT — to collect my Easter basket and steal my husband’s as every still-spoiled still-childless recently-married 30-year-old lady is wont to do oh and pretend to be Catholic for five minutes so my Dad doesn’t plotz — b/c her sphincter could explode en route to Fairfield County!! Good thing I’ll spend MOST of my weekend mopping up intestinal detritus B/C NOW I CAN TAKE A BREAK AND GO TO THE EASTER BONNET PARADE!
I’m gonna stuff my head-hole with peanut butter ‘n choco eggs, down a red bull and run amok among the mad hatters.
