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"But it's MY day!"

Dear Bridesmaids: Thanks for supporting me and gritting your teeth through all of my hissy fits,...

Jul 24th

The fashion-conscious French

Gee. I always knew the French were a tad more obsessed with aesthetics than most of their fellow...

Jul 19th

Silly rabbits

They seem so fluffy, huggable and twee. Yet their Arcadian act conceals a cunning, Machiavellian...

Jul 15th

Cheers to that

Wha you say? Wuz zat? Hang on lemme puh on my glasses so ken heer yu biter. Good news, drunkards:...

Jul 8th

Good morning!

My daily commute is a veritable sprint from one unpleasant event to the next. But one person in...

Jul 7th